must have been something I ate, not even if you paid me dude, eww cooties, general disatisfaction

ficbits: open season

WHAT, I DON'T KNOW. MY STOMACH HURTS AND I'M BORED AND I HAVE SERIOUS GROWN UP STUFF I SHOULD BE DOING.

The four people left who read this journal know what fandoms I like. Or hell, my original stuff! That would tickle me pink.
must have been something I ate, not even if you paid me dude, eww cooties, general disatisfaction

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April's ss*bb is out! It is the sci fi issue and I have a story in it! It is called Again and Again a Beginning and it is about vampires and people who hunt vampires and complicated sexual dynamics. You should read the story because mcruthless made a kickass picture for it.

Also of note in this issue, beeblebabe wrote Don't Panic, which you should read if you ever thought Douglas Adams should be gayed-up (you have thought that) and ladysisyphus wrote c:\rano.bergerac which is everything the name implies but even sexier.

Go go go!
must have been something I ate, not even if you paid me dude, eww cooties, general disatisfaction

au revoir, mon petit

So I have been dissatisfied with Supernatural's current season for a while now. I've been meaning to make a post, but then my friends and I had a conversation that essentially summed up everything I think went wrong. Since they are often more eloquent than I, I decided just to reprint it.

Also ladysisyphus has to put a dollar in the Jonas Jar (the jar in which you put a dollar every time you mention the Jonas brothers in polite company).

Also, spoilers. Obviously.

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So goodbye, Supernatural! It has been an awesome trip and I will treasure the memories, but I don't want to waste more of my time being mad about how you've gone downhill when I can waste it being mad about more entertaining things.
must have been something I ate, not even if you paid me dude, eww cooties, general disatisfaction

well, and Whitney

I Love You Man was wonderful, but I think I am the only person in the entire world who thinks it is delightful for specifically certain reasons I found sections of it extremely delightful.
must have been something I ate, not even if you paid me dude, eww cooties, general disatisfaction

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So I believe you all know I like to jaw it up with that beeblebabe

beeblebabe: frustration squiggle!
lynadyndyn: ack!
lynadyndyn: so does JT live in new york or something what is he always doing on that show
beeblebabe: He must.
beeblebabe: where he can just be boyfriends with Andy Samberg all the time
lynadyndyn: beffies
beeblebabe: ack!!
lynadyndyn: It makes me happy that they are beffies, since Justin Timberlake would have so beaten Andy Samberg up in high school
beeblebabe: Man, Justin Timberlake was in a boy band, he's not tough.
lynadyndyn: He would have been on a sports team
beeblebabe: And on the tapdancing team
lynadyndyn: man, American tapdancing isn't nearly as hardcore as European tapdancing. They don't wear all that protective gear over there.
beeblebabe: The rules are completely different.
lynadyndyn: In a way I feel like the above exchange epitomizes every conversation we've ever had.
beeblebabe: God, I know, right.
beeblebabe: Some bizarre conversation speculating on the inner lives of celebrities that devolves into surrealism.
don't ask me lady I'm here for the beer, unimpressed, bad house band

Resident Evil - I know, right?

The first real piece of fanfic I write in over a year and it is silly, oh lord it is so silly. Gen, but some clumsy insinuations tucked in there. Also it makes no sense if you haven't seen Resident Evil: Degeneration, which is a terrible movie I saw twice in four days.

I love Leon Kennedy. I fundamentally do not understand anyone who doesn't love Leon Kennedy.

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Writing RE fanfiction is naturally absurd, but it is convenient in the sense that if any of the dialogue ends up purple and unrealistic that is just following canon.
must have been something I ate, not even if you paid me dude, eww cooties, general disatisfaction

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Tonight beeblebabe reminded me about a fic I had totally forgotten I had written. In rereading it, I think I sort of like it, so I thought I'd throw up a link.

I wrote it for a DC comics crossover challenge. It is, of all the things, an X-files/DC mash-up with Tim Drake as Scully. No, really, that's what you read. Worksafe.

The Truth
i swear to god that fish was this big, LA face and an Oakland booty

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So I've been laid up with some sort of death cold and I've watched every single episode of Arrested Development. And now I'm bored. So ask me a question - fandomy or writing-related or not - and I will answer it, probably.